From the Department of You Can't Make This Shit Up.

Can someone explain this phenomenon to me?

Eight teenagers have been sentenced to time in jail by a court in Israel for carrying out a series of neo-Nazi attacks that shocked the nation.

The eight, aged from 16 to 19, were found guilty of attacking religious Jews, gays and drug addicts, and the desecration of a synagogue.

The group, immigrants to Israel from the former Soviet Union, were sentenced to between one and seven years in jail.

Israel was founded in the wake of the Nazi Holocaust in which millions died.

One of those convicted was the grandson of a Holocaust survivor.

OK. I'm not a simpleton here. If I recall correctly, 6,000,000 Jews died in the Holocaust at the hands of, hold on, still wrapping my head around this, oh, that's right, Nazis.

By definition of the Nazis, anybody with a Jewish ancestor going back to great-grandparents was by their definition, Jewish, and therefore was subject to a one-way trip to Treblinka, or Auschwitz, or any of the other Nazi dens of evil, these morons are Jewish by origin, if not practicing religion.

And they are here, um, wait a minute, I'm having trouble handling this one, persecuting Jews? How does that work?

There was widespread revulsion in Israel when the existence of the neo-Nazi gang was revealed after their arrests in 2007.

Gee, you think?

If someone could explain this one to me, please help. Thanks.