Sunday, November 2, 2008

Hideous Republican Chud of the Week



Look, it's one thing to not be happy with how another adult votes (though how you judge them based on that says as much about YOU as it does them). It's another thing to treat children like you're Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. Nice values, you hideous Republican toad.

Like it or not, November 5, these are still going to be your neighbors. You're going to have to live with that. Those neighbors, even the decent Republicans in the neighborhood, are going to remember this. The next time you might need a favor from one of them, they'll remember how you treated their daughter or son like garbage. It will suck to be you then.

Maybe you'll have car problems, or lock yourself out of the house, or need somebody to watch the house a bit while on vacation. You never know when it will happen. But you didn't think about that, did you, you nasty little troglodyte. I hope they remind you of this forever more. Heck, some day, 10 years from now, you might need one of these kids to mow your lawn. Good luck with that one.

Maybe, 10 years from now, you'll sit there wondering why it's always your front door that gets egged, or your trees that get TP'ed. Then again, self-awareness doesn't appear to be your bag, so I doubt it.

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